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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 22, 2015
September 21, 2015
September 23, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: So, Timmy the tortoise. What's the real reason you don't come out of your shell? Timmy: The world's a dangerous place, and if I don't come out of my shell, I can live a long life. Timmy: The world's dangerous place, and if I don't com rout of my shell, I can live a long life. Goat: But what's the point of living a long life if the life itself is spent in a shell? Timmy: Pardon me while I eat some lettuce and cry.
Timmy needs to put in wifi and a full shelf of books!