Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2015
September 20, 2015
September 22, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat. I'd like you to meet my friend, Timmy the tortoise. Goat: Does he come out of his shell? Pig: No. Goat: Why not? Timmy: Hurt by a girl in '79. Pig: He's terrible at parties.
Timmy won the race but the girl still went for the Hare!