Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 25, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: I'm staying at a charming little bed and breakfast next week. Pig: What's a bed and breakfast? Goat: Well, they vary, of course, but in general, they're- Rat; Some weirdo's house where you eat with strangers and sometimes find them in your bathroom. Pig: I need my bathroom alone-time. Goat; They're not in your bathroom. Rat: It's like hell, but without the flames.
For a wonderful bed and breakfast try Amalfi B & B in Dornoch, Scotland!