Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 13, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Why does Jef the cyclist always have to wear spandex? Rat: I guess he thinks spandex is flattering to the human body. Stephan: Well, guess who took up cycling. Pig: My eyes can't un-see that. Stephan: If only Staci could see me now. Rat: Are you cycling with child?
Oh, come on, guys — we’ve already seen Stephan naked. This is a step up from that!