Transcript:
Goat: Do you ever wish you had more friends?
Rat: What for?
Goat: Friends broaden your knowledge, teach you new stuff, show you around new places.
Rat: You just described Google.
Goat: Search engines aren't friends.
Rat: I'd say we're besties.
Good luck, Rat, on getting accepted after sending friend requests to total strangers on Facebook and Myspace.