Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2016
January 19, 2016
January 21, 2016
Transcript:
Stephan's Ex Wife: Stephan, your driver's license renewal form came in the mail. I filled it out and made you an organ donor. Pastis: What for? Stephan's Ex Wife: Because I'm giving you away, piece by piece. Pastis: Our marriage could be healthier. Stephan's Ex Wife: If you're lucky, I'll wait 'til you die.
Remember Carlin doing a skit about the organ donor program, About how doctors seeing that on the license and they don’t try to save you. Course it’s not true (well if the doctors actually obey their Hippocratic oath it’s not true), but it was still funny.