Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2016

You already took his heart.

Remember Carlin doing a skit about the organ donor program, About how doctors seeing that on the license and they don’t try to save you. Course it’s not true (well if the doctors actually obey their Hippocratic oath it’s not true), but it was still funny.

You had better keep an eye out for her Stephan.

I’m sorry, but you can’t have my heart. I left it in San Francisco, high on a hill.

Note to Stephan: This is not funny. None of your made-up marital problems are funny.

How is she talking without a mouth?

It’s moderately funny – but the use of ‘til instead of till is a grammatical myth. Till isn’t short for until any more than to is short for unto, and in fact till substantially predates until.

Nurse Bobbitt has come by to remove the first organ.

“please don’t bury me down in the cold cold groundi’d rather have them chop me up and pass me all around…”john prine

I sent my sinuses to Arizona,I sent my liver to Peru,I sent my lungs and my kidney for the summer to Sidney,But I’m sending my heart to you…(George Carlin, “Wonderful WINO”)

Sounds like the IRS. They want a big piece of this and that, and they usually want it before you die.

Bitter?

… no wonder he’s a ‘basket-case’! :P hug’z the ‘poor thing’

That’s kinda harsh, Staci. Can’t Cartoon-Boy just stay in his basket?As we all know, he’s a basket-case….

Feel the love!

She might have him Unwound (see Unwind

All of meWhy not take all of meCan’t you seeI’m no good without you

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Take my lipsI want to lose themTake my armsI’ll never use them

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Your goodbyeLeft me with eyes that cryHow can IGet along without you

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You took the partThat once was my heartSo why not, why notTake all of me.

All of meCome on get all of meCan’t you seeI’m just a mess without you.

Take my lipsI want to lose themGet a piece of these armsI’ll never use them.

Your goodbyeLeft me with eyes that cryHow can IEver make it without you.

You know you got the partThat used to be my heartSo why not, why notTake all of me

this is the longest arc ever….I think he set a record.