Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 11, 2016
February 10, 2016
February 12, 2016
Transcript:
Junior: What are you doing, dad? Larry: Mom want to re-new wedding vows. So me writing what me gonna say. Junior: That's wonderful, dad. Let's hear it. Larry: "Me, Larry, res take wife to have and to hold..." "For better or worse, or much worse. Which res how it usually ees." Junior: Uh... Dad. Larry: "But being meeserable ees okay, because one day me die."
And when Larry dies, Patty will hide the evidence and say it was an accident.