Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 10, 2016
February 09, 2016
February 11, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Did you lock your car? Goat: Yeah... See. If I press the lock button a second time, it honks to tell me it's locked. Rat: What happens if you press it a third time? Car: Chill, you anal-retentive weirdo. Rat: A fourth time could be interesting.
I think cars should be programmed to roll up the windows and lock the doors if the driver starts smoking. Why should the rest of us have to put up with it?