Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2016
Transcript:
Guard Duck: Good morning, sir. Have you met my l'il scots troop? Pig: I sure haven't. What's that little merit badge on their vest for? Scout 1: Fighting with chains. Pig: Maybe they should work on building campfires instead. Scout 2: Oh, we can build fires.
I bet they don’t have any trouble selling cookies.