Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2016
April 28, 2016
April 30, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. We're going to a rooftop bar. Wanna come? Pig: Hold on, mom. Goat's asking me something. What's a rooftop bar? Goat: It's a bar on a roof. You know, nothing over the top of you and they serve the beer out of these huge cans. You've got to see it. Voice: Where are you two off to, son? Pig: A topless bar to see some huge cans. She seemed less than excited.
When I told my Mother that my brother was having a “clean” bachelor party, she said, “I’ll give you $500; you get him a stripper.”