Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: I think I want to be like you. L'il Guard Duck and protect us against the bad guys. Guard Duck: Well, you'd have to take an oath that's a lot like the doctor's oath. Pig: Oh, yeah? What's that? Guard Duck: 'First, do harm'. Pig: Maybe I'll just be a doctor. Guard Duck: This has more instant gratification.
When did Guard duck quit smoking?