Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    Pig would probably ending up doing harm if he was a doctor.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    Does Duck have some interesting ways to use a scalpel?

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    pjejurikar  over 8 years ago

    When did Guard duck quit smoking?

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 8 years ago

    primum nocere.

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    juicebruce  over 8 years ago

    “We Break Things And Get Paid For It !”

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    Guard Suck’s Hippocratic Oath.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    Duck

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    Plods with ...™  over 8 years ago

    Kill the enemy and break their toys

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    So Duck is armed with a HARM missile?

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Where’s Ma Deuce?

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    luvcmx  over 8 years ago

    Pig’s motto: “First do ham”

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    tedunn5453  over 8 years ago

    Sherlock, what do you think a “surgical strike” means? :)

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    Red Centipede  over 8 years ago

    It’s the universal Golden Rule, a variation of doing unto others before they do unto you.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    I like L’il Guard Duck’s way of dealing with the world around us. Don’t pamper it, coddle it, or protect it. Kill it before it kills you.Of course, doctors are good, too. I think; but they are the third-leading cause of death in this country, according to a recent analysis.Yeah. Go for the gratification, Pig….

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    perna de pau  over 8 years ago

    It is neither Hippocratic nor hypocritical an oath

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    parkerispansage  over 8 years ago

    HAMboning

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    Doctor Pig?

    Hmm, I’m not so sure.

    xxx

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