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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2016
May 18, 2016
May 20, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: I think I want to be like you. L'il Guard Duck and protect us against the bad guys. Guard Duck: Well, you'd have to take an oath that's a lot like the doctor's oath. Pig: Oh, yeah? What's that? Guard Duck: 'First, do harm'. Pig: Maybe I'll just be a doctor. Guard Duck: This has more instant gratification.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Pig would probably ending up doing harm if he was a doctor.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Does Duck have some interesting ways to use a scalpel?
pjejurikar almost 9 years ago
When did Guard duck quit smoking?
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 9 years ago
primum nocere.
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
“We Break Things And Get Paid For It !”
Chad Cheetah almost 9 years ago
Guard Suck’s Hippocratic Oath.
Chad Cheetah almost 9 years ago
Duck
Plods with ...™ almost 9 years ago
Kill the enemy and break their toys
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
So Duck is armed with a HARM missile?
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Where’s Ma Deuce?
luvcmx almost 9 years ago
Pig’s motto: “First do ham”
tedunn5453 almost 9 years ago
Sherlock, what do you think a “surgical strike” means? :)
Red Centipede almost 9 years ago
It’s the universal Golden Rule, a variation of doing unto others before they do unto you.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
I like L’il Guard Duck’s way of dealing with the world around us. Don’t pamper it, coddle it, or protect it. Kill it before it kills you.Of course, doctors are good, too. I think; but they are the third-leading cause of death in this country, according to a recent analysis.Yeah. Go for the gratification, Pig….
perna de pau almost 9 years ago
It is neither Hippocratic nor hypocritical an oath
parkerispansage almost 9 years ago
HAMboning
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Doctor Pig?
Hmm, I’m not so sure.
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