Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 30, 2016
May 29, 2016
May 31, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: Can I help you? Man: Yes. I'm Noah. I've returned to gather everyone worthy of redemption onto my ark and save them from the rising seas. Pig: Who do you have so far? Noah: My dog skippy. Pig: Hard times ahead.
My partial list of things that Noah should have left off the ark starts with mosquitoes and wasps. How about yours?