Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2016
July 01, 2016
July 03, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. How's your Saturday going?
Pig: Great. We have a huge leak in our roof and the water is just pouring in.
Goat: Why is that great?
Pig: I no longer have to water our indoor plants!
Goat: Now that's an optimist.
Meh. Optimist schmoptimist. The glass is half full or half empty depending upon if one is pouring into it or drinking out of it.