Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2016
July 01, 2016
July 03, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. How's your Saturday going?
Pig: Great. We have a huge leak in our roof and the water is just pouring in.
Goat: Why is that great?
Pig: I no longer have to water our indoor plants!
Goat: Now that's an optimist.
the indoor plants might drown if they get too much water, Pig,… not to mention you yourself will get electrocuted if you plan to use a plug-in kitchen appliance to fix a snack.
Pig is optimistic, perhaps. But he is stupid, surely. It is no longer possible to make excuses for him by claiming that he is just ignorant. Pig is going to drown in his own bed!
Hey Sisyphos, are you saying that you have to be stupid to be happy? I don’t think Pig is stupid or ignorant, he just lacks common sense. But of course, that depends on the definition you give those words.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
He’s a house half full kind of pig.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: “Raindrops keep falling on my bed…”
cdgar over 8 years ago
Someone save the goldfish.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
the indoor plants might drown if they get too much water, Pig,… not to mention you yourself will get electrocuted if you plan to use a plug-in kitchen appliance to fix a snack.
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
He’s either an idiot or has a sibling who is a roofer.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Well how about that? I wishI could see the positive side of things all the time like Pig. And is that a zebra? For a moment, I thought it was a mime.
Alexander the Good Enough over 8 years ago
Right. An optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist is sure of it.
Oshietekun over 8 years ago
An optimist sees the glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be. — George Carlin
StCleve72 over 8 years ago
Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten……………………
dadoctah over 8 years ago
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optometrist wants to know if you see the glass more full like this? Or like this?
Xblade over 8 years ago
Optimistic Pig is optimistic.
Eric Salinas Premium Member over 8 years ago
Some people see the House as half empty, but Pig sees his House as half full.
jozzeke over 8 years ago
Optimist : “half full”Pessimist : “half empty”Opportunist : “Are you going to drink that ?”
juicebruce over 8 years ago
“Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life”……….Monty Python
derdave969 over 8 years ago
Looks like Pig is destined to become some politician’s spin doctor.
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
Haven’t seen Zebra in a while
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
you gotta love Pig always looking at the bright side of things
sarah413 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m fixing a hole where the rain gets in and stops my mind from wandering….
『▶Ͼняιѕтoρнєя◀』 over 8 years ago
What! its only 9 am and 25 comments are already here!
jessegooddoggy over 8 years ago
Zeeba! Can the crocs be next?
Alexander the Good Enough over 8 years ago
Meh. Optimist schmoptimist. The glass is half full or half empty depending upon if one is pouring into it or drinking out of it.
KEA over 8 years ago
That’s not an optimist, it’s a pollyanna.
Number Three over 8 years ago
I’m a “Half Full” person.
“Half Empty” just sounds weird.
xxx
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Pig is optimistic, perhaps. But he is stupid, surely. It is no longer possible to make excuses for him by claiming that he is just ignorant. Pig is going to drown in his own bed!
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
The bad news is, it is NOT raining!
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Hey Sisyphos, are you saying that you have to be stupid to be happy? I don’t think Pig is stupid or ignorant, he just lacks common sense. But of course, that depends on the definition you give those words.
x.endgamezero.x over 6 years ago
An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it as twice as big as it needs to be.
Brewnoe about 2 months ago
The glass is twice as big as it needs to be