Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 05, 2016
July 04, 2016
July 06, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Check out my ear gauges. I gradually stretched out my ear lobes until they could fit these huge hoops that make me look like an individualistic rebel. Goat: Millions of people do that. Rat: Mine come with dolphins.
Agree with Ricardo Flores about the CREEPY part. I think it looks ridiculous, but then I’m an old fart who also thinks tattoos and most piercings are also ridiculous and creepy. Every generation finds something (it’s never new, just recycled) to distinguish themselves from the one before. Nobody wants to look like their parents. But in the end, we all do.