Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2016
July 05, 2016
July 07, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: It's so depressing to look around and see how dumb most people are. Goat: You do realize that if you're ever accused of a crime, it will be twelve of those people who decide whether or not you spend your entire life in prison. Rat: Read books.
“If you are accused of a crime, you have a right to a trial before a jury of people who are too stupid to get out of jury duty”. – Dave Barry