Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 04, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: Hey neighbor Nancy. How goes it? Nancy: Not well. I had to end an affair I was having with a guy. Pig: How come? Nancy: Because he was so paranoid about getting caught. He thought everyone was always looking for him. Pig: Why did he feel that way? Waldo: I have my reasons.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Changing your clothes might help.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
THERE HE IS!
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
I think we have found Thing One and Thing Two’s long lost brother.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
been hiding in a lady’s house and in a bar, huh, Wally?
jeff_e about 8 years ago
Found him.
RH3 about 8 years ago
Known as “Where’s Wally” to the rest of the English-speaking world. Anyone understand why he’s called “Waldo” in North America?
juicebruce about 8 years ago
So Waldo was the first Poke a whatever ?
Bilan about 8 years ago
Nobody mentioned the age old question: are you paranoid if everyone IS looking for you?
cgrantt57 Premium Member about 8 years ago
@ Bilan:
Well, I know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
Sandfan about 8 years ago
Stripey boy would be a lot harder to find if his mom didn’t dress him so funny.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
Pre Pokemon Go activity.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Yo! Waldo! I see you!Too bad your romance with Neighbor Nancy didn’t pan out, kid. But I guess you’d better take it on the lam again, ’cause a bunch of people are gathering here and chattering about you….
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
It’s amazing she found him to date with.
rowf39 about 8 years ago
HUH! I don’t get it.
tom about 8 years ago
It’s not paranoia when everybody really IS looking for you.
Veni Vidi Vici about 8 years ago
Where’s Waldo. . .the original Pokemon GO!
tonypezzano about 8 years ago
Whatever his name he has a huge problem with stalkers.
PackMyBags about 8 years ago
He’s hot for teacher
beady.el about 8 years ago
Siddown WALDO…
Arionis about 8 years ago
Literal LOL over here!
StarWarsGuy500 about 8 years ago
I have a couple where’s Waldo books.
jdsven about 8 years ago
Besides…everybody knows that Waldo’s heart can only belong to Carmen San Diego.
I Go Pogo about 8 years ago
Remember: Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
Number Three about 8 years ago
Love it!
xxx
kaffekup about 8 years ago
I was expecting a guy wearing stripes, but running the other direction.
RH3 about 8 years ago
kauri 44. That makes sense.
glowing-steak32 about 8 years ago
If I dressed like that, I’d hide too.
jackproarty over 6 years ago
Yes!! I finally found him!!
NeilCopeland over 5 years ago
FOUND HIM!!! Oh THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!