Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2016
August 04, 2016
August 06, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Who's the little guy? Pig: My dog 'Libido'. He wants to run around free in the yard. *Rinngg* Pigita (on the phone): Hi, Pig...it's me, Pigita. Do you want to come over for a while? Pig: Sure. But my Libido really needs to be unleashed. Pigita: Maybe you should stay home. Pig (on the phone): You're very fickle.
I knew someone with a (mostly) docile pit bull named Danger. Once he escaped the house and was running around the neighborhood. The neighbors were intimidated enough by the very look of the animal, and no one was reassured by his owner running behind him shouting “Danger! Danger!”