Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: And so neighbor Bob, a billion yeas from now, our sun will grow bigger and hotter and our polar caps will met and the oceans will boil until all the water is gone and all life on earth will die. Rat: and two billion years later the sun will grow even larger, engulfing our orbit and obliterating the entire earth, leaving nothing but lifeless ashes to be scattered throughout space. Bob: And that's why you're not mowing your lawn? Rat: It just doesn't matter Bob.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Try using that excuse for not paying your taxes.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
That, and it make it a lot easier to hide bear traps.
『▶Ͼняιѕтoρнєя◀』 about 8 years ago
The big question — why are other people doing it?
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
With a mentality like that, you either just go and do the things you love before judgement day, or go to a corner and wither away.
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 8 years ago
And after that, Rat, in some unfathomably distant future, comes proton decay, the final radioactive rotting of matter per se. Have a nice day.
Kind&Kinder about 8 years ago
Rat’s correct. Yet, it’s really up to each of us to paint the canvas of our lives with meaning. It is, after all, whether by dint of a god or the random collision of particles in a Moebius strip existence, our lives to live. Start the music, and let’s dance!
Alexander the Good Enough about 8 years ago
The story goes that astronomy professor was giving a lecture about the fate of the Sun. “In a billion years” the professor says “our star, the Sun, will run out of fuel and die”. A guy raises his hand and says, “How long did you say we had?” The professor repeats his billion-year prediction. “Whew,” says the guy, “I was getting worried. I thought you said a million years!”
jaroc93 about 8 years ago
When the world does explode his grass will still be there.
Mr_Mattie about 8 years ago
And people call this strip dark.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Like to keep the grass cut so the creepy crawly things stay back………………but Rat is a creepy crawly thing :-)
dadoctah about 8 years ago
Rat, you’d just better hope Bob isn’t on the board of the Homeowners’ Association.
wcorvi about 8 years ago
Actually, we have another about four billion years until the sun runs out of fuel, then another billion before it engulfs us.
Kristiaan about 8 years ago
He does have a point. Everything’s pointless.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
When it is hot, cutting the grass stresses it out. And it stresses you out. So I let it sit. My grass is green, neighbors have dust.
captcouv about 8 years ago
“At this point, what difference does it make?” FIFY
whiteheron about 8 years ago
Uncut grass gives a niche for wildlife to utilize. even the (humanly) unwanted bugs which the birds eat. I do and I don’t understand the “perfect” lawn fetish. But all I care is that the dirt is covered, and new trees don’t sprout too close to the house.BTW: I wonder if someone will figure out a way to blame man for the sun burning out.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think it would be wise to wait and see if maybe the giant meteor comes today. Or tomorrow… Or the next day…
tom about 8 years ago
You can’t argue with logic!
Sandfan about 8 years ago
I knew there was a good reason for me to put off mowing the lawn. I thought I was just lazy, but it seems there is a solid scientific basis for my sloth.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
I like a rodent who is capable of taking the Long View, Rat. It really does put things into perspective, and that’s so liberating!Go home now, Neighbor Bob….
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
First of all, why does Bob care if Rat doesn’t mow his lawn?Second of all, Rat’s not entirely correct. The sun will become a red giant and engulf the Earth, in about seven billion years.
StarWarsGuy500 about 8 years ago
If you say so Rat.
tonypezzano about 8 years ago
Yes, just wants to prove to the world her superiority.
streetbeater about 8 years ago
Proof that global warming is inevitable whether we do anything now or not. You might say that Earth’s future destruction is written in the stars. So why bother?
wes tnt about 8 years ago
i use a grass catcher, dry them out a bit, then feed to the critters. its a nice supplement & better & cheaper than corn
cosman about 8 years ago
nihilism taken to it’s absurd conclusion..
Packratjohn Premium Member about 8 years ago
I wanted to compromise. Let the grass, trees, and shrubs, even the weeds, grow as much as they could. I would keep a few tidy paths cut through the “lawn”. Make’s more of private jungle.Plus, it’s my version of “Lawn Order”….
KEA about 8 years ago
I tried that when my term paper was due – didn’t work.
bobviously about 8 years ago
By that time, whatever the human race transforms into, will be exploring every part of the multiverse. They might even heal the sun to last a few more billions of years.
Number Three about 8 years ago
Rat’s Jungle.
xxx
javiercopi about 8 years ago
Me I love Kierkeraat
angelfiredragon about 8 years ago
Where I live I’m require by law to have a lawn, its the middle of the desert too…so when a drought kicks in and there isn’t enough water they fine us if we water our lawns but when its over if we have a patch of dead dirt left they fine us for not having a lawn. I know, once I just turned the sprinklers back on and didn’t plant new grass and a bunch of weeds grew and I got in trouble for not having a lawn that died due to a city well water pump going off line for 2 weeks. Try keeping any lawn a live for 2 weeks in a 100 degree temps.
jsanfor about 8 years ago
Hard to argue that logic…
knight1192a about 8 years ago
I finally mowed my lawn today for the first time in over a month. Why wait so long? Well after I last mowed it towards the end of June we entered drought conditions. Over the last week we finally got enough rain to actually cause the grass to grow high enough that I’m less concerned mowing will kill it.
HowieL about 8 years ago
Watering the lawn, yes, I can remember doing that. Back when we had water to use for that. Back when we had a lawn, I believe.
Hello zeeba neighba over 5 years ago
Now my new excuse for everything.
kf6rro almost 5 years ago
If the sun’s going to explode I wish it would just do it and get it over with.
It’s A Doge over 4 years ago
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alantain about 1 year ago
Your lawn isn’t bad if you can get to the front door without a machete. If you need a chainsaw you might have left it a little TOO long.