Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Pig took a test called 'away'. He needs it in order to become a travel adviser. Goat: Those guys make a lot of money. When does he find out how he did? Rat: Any minute. I'm waiting for his call. There he is now. Pig: I did it! I passed! Rat: Pig passed away! He passed away!! Man: This is a very sick comic strip.
And with the money he’ll earn, he’ll buy the farm any day now!