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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Pig took a test called 'away'. He needs it in order to become a travel adviser. Goat: Those guys make a lot of money. When does he find out how he did? Rat: Any minute. I'm waiting for his call. There he is now. Pig: I did it! I passed! Rat: Pig passed away! He passed away!! Man: This is a very sick comic strip.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Sick yet predictable.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
And with the money he’ll earn, he’ll buy the farm any day now!
garcoa over 8 years ago
It is good that Pig passed something, other than gas.
asianwoof over 8 years ago
Morbidly amusing.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Somehow, I knew the punchline was coming after reading the first panel and looking at the second to the last panel at the same time.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
He was so excited, he kicked a bucket.
knight1192a over 8 years ago
The rare good pun these days.
pearlsbs over 8 years ago
Pig is probably tired from studying hard. Now he can rest in peace.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Wasn’t that already obvious?
Tue Elung-Jensen over 8 years ago
Not his fault people misunderstand the context.
cdgar over 8 years ago
Let the luau begin!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
I am reminded of Tony Soprano at the roulette wheel after taking peyote, finally accepting that his nephew, Christopher, is gone and that the burden of his passing his upon him.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Wow ! A human talking to Pastis in the last panel !
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
LOL
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
Does this count as a pun strip?Also, surprised Rat is happy.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s true. Rat’s reaction would have been the same either way.
Vonne Anton over 8 years ago
Pastis’ reply: “And your point is . . . ?”
pugmahone12 over 8 years ago
More crocs. And I am serious.
Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 8 years ago
But its sick in a Good Way…
Kaputnik over 8 years ago
The strange thing about this strip is that Rat seems genuinely happy for Pig in the next to last panel. It works for Goat, but maybe Rat could just be the one with the obligatory Pastis criticism at the end.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well, aren’t you the ivory tower genius who has the right to control everyone else?
A_NY_Outlaw over 8 years ago
anyone who knows Rat, understands.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Everyone flag the troll.
NWdryad over 8 years ago
Knowing Pastis I would have expected that the test was called “Gas”.
NWdryad over 8 years ago
I would flag the troll if this stupid iPad would let me.
floralian over 8 years ago
Sheesh!! May I suggest the application of a large glass of prune juice to rid yourself of the ill humors?
Lyman Elliott Premium Member over 8 years ago
I almost passed away myself.Why?I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breath.
OPQRSTV98 over 8 years ago
Why is everyone thinking bacon?
Stocky One over 8 years ago
Yes… and that’s why I love it.
Number Three over 8 years ago
That reminds me when Brian and Stewie in Family Guy went back to the future to make 9/11 happen in the episode “Back to the Pilot”When they came to the present Stewie said “We did it, Brian! We made 9/11 happen!” and they started jumping up and down with joy.xxx
John Reece over 8 years ago
Next thing you know, Rat will take a test called “gas”
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Yes, punsters and punfans, let us rejoice, for Pig has passed Away! And, next, let’s go beat some sense into Cartoon-Boy!
ursamaj over 8 years ago
Such is the sad life of those cursed with the tendancy to pun. Few people ever find them clever or funny, no matter how original or clever the punsters think they are.
HowieL over 8 years ago
@gene06825 – I think SP does the strip the way he does because it is, after all, his strip. Naturally, you’re entitled to your opinion. In my opinion, I suggest decaf.
cjkpoker over 8 years ago
“Travel adviser.” “Those guys make a lot of money.”
That may be the funniest joke Pastis has ever written!
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m impressed that Rat is so happy about Pig’s success
chris_weaver over 8 years ago
Pig himself wants to travel abroad so badly, he’s pining for the Fjords!
GarfieldJune19 over 8 years ago
This has got to be the puniest comic I’ve ever read.
Hello zeeba neighba over 5 years ago
Just imagine some people yelling “_______ passed away!” Happily XD
JADENGOODING over 4 years ago
’minds me of the time rat tried to help pig with his pronunciation and made t so the words formed the sentence: I am flatulent
Boxo croco says happy derby about 4 years ago
Yes, yes it is Bob
erau4389 over 2 years ago
or rat will steal it
leopardglily about 2 years ago
Oy. Hahahahahaha