Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 27, 2016
October 26, 2016
October 28, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Big news...like the great Lebron James and Kevin Durant. I, Rat, have received a lucrative shoe deal from Nike. Goat: You're kidding. Nike's gonna pay you to wear their shoes? Rat: To not wear them. And to stay fifty feet away from any pair. Goat: I'm gonna start wearing Nike. Rat: It's more like a restraining order.
You don’t get money from restraining orders.