Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 27, 2016
October 26, 2016
October 28, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Big news...like the great Lebron James and Kevin Durant. I, Rat, have received a lucrative shoe deal from Nike. Goat: You're kidding. Nike's gonna pay you to wear their shoes? Rat: To not wear them. And to stay fifty feet away from any pair. Goat: I'm gonna start wearing Nike. Rat: It's more like a restraining order.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
You don’t get money from restraining orders.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Feel like kicking a rat? Just Do It.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Other than showing up, what did you do to Nike…….Rat?
aimlesscruzr about 8 years ago
I’m with you rat, I stay far away from them too. I wish I could get paid to do that…
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Good idea Goat. I shall do the same.
phredturner about 8 years ago
I could maybe work that kind of deal with some big name golf equipment companies
hariseldon59 about 8 years ago
Considering that he basically has stick legs and feet, it’s going to be hard to find a pair of shoes that fit.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Surely the best kind of restraining order! Hey, Nike, pay me a gazillion or two and I’ll gladly stay away from your shoes, blue suede or not….
Number Three about 8 years ago
Did they tell Rat to “Shoo” from the shoe shop?
Terrible, I know.
xxx
cosman about 8 years ago
Stephan, make sure Nike comps you for the placement..