Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2016
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Transcript:
Goat: If you could live for a thousand years, would you? Rat: Do my friends and family get to live the thousand years with me? Goat: It's touching that you care. Rat: Of course I care. I'm not living a thousand years with my family. Goat: That's less touching. Rat: I can't take a thousand more Christmas dinners.
If the Chinese perfect CRISPR through unapproved human trials and Donald becomes Emperor, I’ll volunteer to become Soylent Green.