Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2016
November 24, 2016
November 26, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: This form is asking me what kind of blood I have. Goat: Do you know? Rat: Bad blood. Between me and all my relatives. Goat: Not an actual blood type. Rat: Is boiling a blood type.
Don’t know my blood type. Had a very bad experience the one time I tried donating blood. I know I shouldn’t feel the way I do about it and should try it again, but the freaking vampire (that’s how I feel about them, not what they really are) couldn’t hit a vein so I sat there with a lot more pain than I should have had before they told me they’d failed to hit a vein and wanted to try again. That was after they got four test tubes of what looked to be blood out of me. If that was blood, why couldn’t they get my blood type?