Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2016

Good thing nobody needs Rat’s blood.

Just write “Red” and let them figure it out from there.

Don’t know my blood type. Had a very bad experience the one time I tried donating blood. I know I shouldn’t feel the way I do about it and should try it again, but the freaking vampire (that’s how I feel about them, not what they really are) couldn’t hit a vein so I sat there with a lot more pain than I should have had before they told me they’d failed to hit a vein and wanted to try again. That was after they got four test tubes of what looked to be blood out of me. If that was blood, why couldn’t they get my blood type?

Who is going to give rat blood to a patient?

I’ve heard that Rat is actually quite cold-blooded, especially towards his family.

Rat has blood ? I thought he had ICE in his system :-O

If you were in the military, you know your blood type. It’s there on your dog tags with your name, social security number, and religion (in case they need to give you last rites).

Not A positive sign from Rat……..take that, Toon Boy!

My doctors don’t care about blood types and won’t tell me what mine is. That just makes my blood boil.

Am I the only one who had high school science in the late 60’s? We typed our blood , later I found out mine was positive . Been saddled with a generally positive attitude ever since .

I’m A-Positive, known it for years. I’m proud to show off one of the few A+ awards I ever got…

I’m hot blooded. Check it and see — I’ve got a fever of 103.

I’ve been a blood donor since January 2012 and my blood group is O+

So I’m a commoner.

xxx

What’s that form for, Rat?

Are you having health issues that Cartoon-Boy has neglected to tell us about?

A+.Like 45% of all humans.