Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2016
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Transcript:
Goat: Date me! I'm lonely! Date me! I'm needy! That is not what my Tinder profile screams. Rat: Yes, it is. Pig: Whoa. You are definitely a swipe-lefter.
Why do people keep calling Goat “Paris”?