Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2016
November 28, 2016
November 30, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Date me! I'm lonely! Date me! I'm needy! That is not what my Tinder profile screams.
Rat: Yes, it is.
Pig: Whoa. You are definitely a swipe-lefter.
Actually, that’s what Rat’s Tinder Profile screams. Need to bring Farina back so as to have Rat curl up in the fetal position after once again trounces on his ego by dumping him for Ziggy.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Isn’t tinder about the superficial?
You find out what a basket case the other person is on the first date or when the police find your body.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Hey Paris, I’ve got a much better line you can use:
:
“Date me — I’m not Rat.”
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Dude. The fact that you even HAVE a Tinder profile screams that.
asianwoof almost 8 years ago
They call it “tinder” because it burns after a while. /S
knight1192a almost 8 years ago
Actually, that’s what Rat’s Tinder Profile screams. Need to bring Farina back so as to have Rat curl up in the fetal position after once again trounces on his ego by dumping him for Ziggy.
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Looks like another tinder sender fender bender moment :-(
buddha111 almost 8 years ago
@Juice- Bruce better than a tinder sender fender bender gender bender moment….
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
I thought Tinder profiles meant:
“Date me! I am too lazy and scared to go out into the real world and interact with real people.”
Vonne Anton almost 8 years ago
With this logic, then why am I not married to nutella?
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
Unbelievable, Pastis. No way would Goat be a Tinder user.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Desperate aren’t you, Goat? LMAO!
Sportymonk almost 8 years ago
What is a “Swipe Lefter”?
BobCu almost 8 years ago
I had to look up “swipe left”. I learn quite a bit from comic strips.
Miztahfrawg Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Those are some Dr-Seuss-ass trees you got there Mr. Pastis.
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Dating is for losers.
xxx
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Goat, Goat, Goat. Why?
Pig is so tech-literate today! I bet he has a Tinder account, too, that he’s keeping secret from that horrible Pigita….
CalLadyQED almost 8 years ago
Why do people keep calling Goat “Paris”?
mortaur almost 8 years ago
Pretender, bartender, ender, slender, and blender.
Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
What’s Tinder???
Jayred the Player almost 7 years ago
at first, i was like WHA?!?!, then i was oh.