Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2016

Transcript:

Rat: I feel terrible about myself today...my lack of drive...my lack of self-discipline...my lack of success. Goat: Well, go out and do something about it. Rat: You're right. Goat: Good. Rat: I'll go on the internet and heap scorn on complete strangers. Goat: No. Rat: Ahhh...the joys of anonymity.