Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: I feel terrible about myself today...my lack of drive...my lack of self-discipline...my lack of success. Goat: Well, go out and do something about it. Rat: You're right. Goat: Good. Rat: I'll go on the internet and heap scorn on complete strangers. Goat: No. Rat: Ahhh...the joys of anonymity.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Does Yahoo still allow comments?
The Moose Group almost 8 years ago
Yahoo is still in business?
Bilan almost 8 years ago
Why heap scorn on complete strangers when you can do it to an entire company!?
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Better be careful, Rat — a skillful hacker can track you down and punch you in the nose.
jackhs almost 8 years ago
I’m Rat (Batman voice)
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Just beware what you put. And if you’re going to pay for something, don’t use Visa. I’ve read that hackers can get easy access to it.
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
He types, he clicks, he scorns!!!! And the internet goes wild!!
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Rat do you feel better now…………..Troll troll troll your boat gently up the stream
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
They probably had it coming.
TossedSaladCartoon almost 8 years ago
Case in point…
mortaur almost 8 years ago
That is the STUPIDEST comic I have ever seen.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
This reminds me of these wise words: <p. .
" You are an idiot and your momma dresses you funny. "
Anonymous
toahero almost 8 years ago
Man rat, you and our president elect share so much in common….
David Rickard Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Rat is the G.I.F.T. that keeps on giving: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GIFT
Yakety Sax almost 8 years ago
Too much agreement kills a chat. Eldridge Cleaver…………………I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White……………………………….I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you. Robin Williams…If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Alice Roosevelt Longworth……………………………….Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. Will Rogers…………………………………………………………………….Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard………………………………………………………………………..
grainpaw almost 8 years ago
If you want scorn, abuse, and idiots galore, try Topix.com.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The comments section in most news sites (that still have them since many sites have disabled comments) are where you’ll find a lot of free abuse, if you so desire.
peabodyboy almost 8 years ago
Or you can get your abuse old school style, like Mick and Keith back in the day.
I went down to the demonstration
To get my fair share of abuse.
Singing, “We’re gonna vent our frustration.
If we don’t, we’re gonna blow a 50-amp fuse.”
Mick Jagger/Keith Richards
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Are you the rat bragging about Trumps win Rat ?
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Rat’s solution to his woes is so simple, so neat, so elegant!
It’s like math, but for dummies….
wiatr almost 8 years ago
Must have a Twit account.
BobCu almost 8 years ago
This is interesting: Recognizing the year’s outstanding achievements in all walks of cartooning, The National Cartoonists Society Reuben Awards took place on Sat., May 23. We are proud to announce that three GoComics cartoonists took home awards!
Newspaper Comic Strips: Stephan Pastis (Pearls Before Swine)Editorial Cartoon: Michael RamirezGreeting Cards: Glenn McCoy (The Flying McCoys, The Duplex, editorial cartoonist)
Mr. Pastis earned the award. This really is the best comic strip.
rgcviper almost 8 years ago
In response to some comments here today, I’ll leave a little saying I found online a while back:
“YouTube MySpace and I’ll Google your Yahoo.”