Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 08, 2017
Transcript:
Pig: I am going to be focused this morning. I am going to get my work done. I will just quickly check my facebook news feed. Haha...look at that l'il baby singing...is that real? Haha...a monkey playing with a kitten...now that's funny. Is that kid really gonna jump off his roof? Whoa. Aww...a returning soldier surprising his daughter...I love these. I figured out how to increase my productivity.
I don’t do Facebook. If I have that much time to kill, I’d rather stick my face in a book.