Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 08, 2017
Transcript:
Pig: I am going to be focused this morning. I am going to get my work done. I will just quickly check my facebook news feed. Haha...look at that l'il baby singing...is that real? Haha...a monkey playing with a kitten...now that's funny. Is that kid really gonna jump off his roof? Whoa. Aww...a returning soldier surprising his daughter...I love these. I figured out how to increase my productivity.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Type everything out on an old Underwood.
cdgar almost 8 years ago
Mine’s next for the wastebasket.
garcoa almost 8 years ago
Maybe I will check out today’s GoComics before I have breakfast. Agh, it is lunchtime now!
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
That is what FB wants you to do to drive up the ad revenue :-)
Bilan almost 8 years ago
Who needs productivity when you have 215 comics on GoComics?
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
I don’t do Facebook. If I have that much time to kill, I’d rather stick my face in a book.
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Grammar Police here… Steph, the apostrophe goes AFTER the “i” in “LI’L”
railwayman001 almost 8 years ago
This strip looks kind of weird today. The panels need to be brought together to where it’s two horizontal rows.
Kristiaan almost 8 years ago
And wait ’till you discover Imgur.
lunatics_fringe Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Odd format.
Retired Dude almost 8 years ago
Or you could just delete Facebook.
noahproblem almost 8 years ago
For a second I thought he threw the clock out (oh, wait, that’s what Rat would’ve done).
KEA almost 8 years ago
good strip for emulating Wiley
A_NY_Outlaw almost 8 years ago
now only if we did that with cell phones
codedaddy almost 8 years ago
Now, if only we did that with cell phones
AKJeff almost 8 years ago
Congrats kea for recognizing the format.
anorok2 almost 8 years ago
The comic layout looks like the old hopscotch game….am I right?
Alfkowitz almost 8 years ago
That’s why I’ve made McDonald’s my new “home” office for early morning work.
Clearstream almost 8 years ago
Heh, I’m procrastinating and getting distracted as I read this.
knight1192a almost 8 years ago
Better way, dump Facebook.
jmarkoff2 almost 8 years ago
This fairly one sided message from Stephan ignores all the good that Internet forums can accomplish. And trashing the viewing machine itself is an illogical move like shooting the messenger.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I remember Rat doing the same thing Pig was doing a couple years ago
JPuzzleWhiz almost 8 years ago
I see GoComics has adjusted the format of today’s strip so that we now see it in its regular setup.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
The biggest difference between me and Pig today is that Pig has interesting varied facial expressions….
I need to get a life.
Loopy Frogger Premium Member almost 8 years ago
So tre Pig so True. I guess we will have something to do when there are no more jobs.
TRiche almost 8 years ago
And thus the logo panel disappears.
AyeshaVikram over 6 years ago
That doesn’t really work when you have to be productive on your computer
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
If I was desperate like that, I would play Super Mario
Abraham Lincoln almost 4 years ago
cant throw away my laptop, i read too much gocomics