Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 08, 2017

Stephan, I’m not asking for any money back, and PB4S is worth a million to me.

(Don’t ask a million of what.)

Well, I don’t know what percentage of my web surfing this is, but my Internet access isn’t free. So I am kind of spending money on it, even if it doesn’t go to the cartoonist. But then, this serves as advertising which has gotten me to buy all the treasuries so far.

So when this strip appears in a treasury, can I get a few cents discount on that?

What if, say, they pay for a premium service on…oh, I don’t know, some online form of reading the strip. Do they get a bit of that back?

Can I get back the ten seconds of my life?

(I admit the time spent on this comment is my own fault)

I think I would give it about 79%. So sue me, I like Luann, too.

Those aren’t random newspaper readers, those three are the entire newspaper reading population.

Dear Sir or Madam:

Didn’t care for this strip therefore I’m refunding the .0000000000000000017¢ I didn’t spend on this ▇▇▇▇▇.

The comics section is the only reason to buy a paper. It has puzzles.

But its greatest recommendation is that the comics do not pretend they are not made up.

Clever one Stephan. If you ask them what percentage of enjoyment comes from pearls and you give THAT PERCENTAGE back, when the percentage of enjoyment is 0.0%, only 0.0% is to be given back.

Stephan without customers one has no business…………Remember you are a part of the whole thing……be it print or internet……the sum of the parts……..go do what you do best and make a pun about this issue :-)

Some young people reading today’s Pearls Before Swine might be wondering what a newspaper is.

When did Stephan get allowed back in the house? He was sleeping on the porch…

What is this “newspaper” you speak of?

Damn busybodiesj!

We’re supposed to enjoy this? Darn, who knew?

lol Pastis is a beast.

Zero percent??? That’s an insult!! I’m giving back TWICE that!

I would gladly pay twice as much.

With me living in England, Pearls don’t appear in the newspapers over here.

Ignore those idiots, Stephen. They don’t know “sidesplitting funny” if it bit them on the butt.

xxx

I love your strip (sorry not to be funny).

You tell ’em, Pastis! BTW, I am another 0.000%er

Being a paying GoComics reader I would guess that Pastis is getting around $0.0001 from my contribution. I’ll take that in a check thank you.

“Random newspaper readers”? Are you really that naive, Cartoon-Boy?

They are OBVIOUSLY a rent-a-mob hired by Jeffy Keane!

Carry on, Rat!

Aw, c’mon, readers starring in today’s strip … not even 0.001%?

I support this comic strip 1000%

It’s good to see Stephan giving back…