Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 12, 2017
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February 13, 2017
Transcript:
Rat: What if the government is not our real government? What if the military and the defense establishment is in charge? And what if their goal is to keep us in a perpetual state of fear so that we never question things? And what if a comic strip pointed all this out? Would they let that happen? Or would we be replaced by something harmless and - Man: Faster...faster... Girl: I feel all warm and happy when I see mommy and daddy kissing!
Bil Keane is really the one running the country. He just allows all those other creepy guys with dark glasses and such to exist so we’ll worry about them and leave him alone to do as he wishes.