Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2017

It’s harvesting season.

New character…SPLORT!

Honest and truly that’s why my family is against organ donation. The doctors are in too much of a hurry to pronounce someone dead.

now the fellow won’t be able to drive a car ever again

Read fine print!

Always!

Didn’t this happen in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life?

So … can I have your liver, then?

Lord, are you ever going to catch flack over this one! I love the political incorrectness though! LOL

That strip would be a lot funnier if it was scored with organ music .

I think a little of Liō has leaked into today’s strip.

Just a bunch of Organ Players !

I’ll bet he doesn’t have enough guts to do that again.

Yet another reason for staying in….. armed to the teeth.

I’ll flip you for that spleen…

I don’t care for “expiration dates,” either. They worry me.

Organleggers, ehh, Goat? And you say they were dressed in green surgical scrubs and wearing masks?

Yup. This ruthless gang has been active around license bureaus all over this state. This poor schlub, what’s left of him, never had a chance.

Don’t advertise if you choose to check that box….

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What a dream I had,

Pressed in organdy…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaWrdwP1YH0

Isn’t this how the GOP hopes to fund its fabulous replacement healthcare plan?

That’s so awful it’s hysterical!

That’s something I keep meaning to do. I love the idea of a little part of me living in somebody else.

xxx

For those who want to keep their bodies intact when they are buried, consider this: Your organs are pulled out then your body is then stuffed with cotton then filled with formaldehyde.

Not to be confused with….. https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/07/30

Is that his..oh no..

splort… thats a funny word