Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2017

Dropped it in the “river?” That’s his story and his sticking to it.

And he’s been glued to the riverbank ever since.

Lady should’ve kept her mouth shut and stayed away from Pig’s private conversation.

He lives in a van down by the river.

I hate to be literal, but …

If that was their last conversation, how does she know what happened?

My brother dripped a disposable camera in a river once.

He should have had a landline…..

Well, maybe if you hadn’t called him so much, he wouldn’t have had to drop his phone in the river.

Beats where I dropped my last phone, anyway. But I got a replacement.

This time Pig didn’t say anything stupid

It’s good that Pig loves his dad, even if he does find him a bit boaring.

cell phones go “click” when you hang them up?

To GIB.. " T’is a gift to be simple … "

Was that a pick-up line?

This lady (or anyone) would be better for dear little Pig than Pigita! Un-die Sweet Fanny, Cartoon-Boy!

Why not just buy one of those retro Nokia cell-phones? That’s the kinda phone I have and it’s cheaper than a regular smartphone.