Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    I would think the people at the convenience store would be more than happy to beat up Pig, especially if they get paid for it.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Old joke: Two peanuts were walking through Central Park. One was a salted.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    I bet Seven-Elevens, AM-PMs, and other convenience stores get that a lot.

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    dadoctah  over 7 years ago

    The real joke here is that someone at a convenience store would actually answer the phone.

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member over 7 years ago

    It is lucky they were not seeking a group of crows.

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    jackhs  over 7 years ago

    It seems Pastis did not stay for his apre-pun beating

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    Kaputnik  over 7 years ago

    Do they have those things you hit whiffle balls with, and zither like stringed instruments? You know, a bat and psaltery.

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    I’m positive that assaulting a battery is a negative…

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    Comics fan Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Neither did I.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone ask for “a salt.” It would be “a box of salt” or “a package of salt” or (for those who live in Margaritaville) “a lost shaker of salt.” Or am I being too rational here?

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    zeexenon  over 7 years ago

    While waiting to check out at a old hardware store, I noticed they had apple pickers. I asked the clerk if they had fig pluckers.

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    pshapley  over 7 years ago

    An old sailor with a broken rifle: A salt with a dead weapon.

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    Seed_drill  over 7 years ago

    The most cliched costume at law school Halloween parties were a salt shaker and a battery.

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    dgmiller  over 7 years ago

    “A pun a day keeps the doctor in pay”

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    Hobbes  over 7 years ago

    is it just me or does anyone else think that stephan should do a child appropriate strip called PBS kids

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    Hobbes  over 7 years ago

    get it

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Lesson of the story, Pig: let Rat make his own calls. Then, you can safely go to a convenience store and pay exorbitant prices for every-day goods, because it’s “convenient.”

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    Stocky One  over 7 years ago

    I have to admit, it takes skill to get a laugh out of an old line like that!

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    ND Cool Z  about 6 years ago

    Is there Morton Pepper?

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