Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Even cyclists hate cyclists.

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    thirdguy  over 7 years ago

    I used to be a cyclist, I still hate myself.

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    weatherford.joe  over 7 years ago

    Um… Pig? Are those ribs made from beef or pork?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    how about a burger from Morning Star Farms? the patties are made form beans rather than beef

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    Constancy  over 7 years ago

    They are tasty.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Why did they invite Jef in the first place? Aren’t there enough wienies at the barbecue?

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    Hey, you just finished your ride. it’s a good time for protein-loading.

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    Gent  over 7 years ago

    “Ok, Pig. How about some Pork Chops…. Get him, Rat..! He looks delicious..! "

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    Adiraiju  over 7 years ago

    “And two-and-a-half gallons of steroids.”

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    loveabulldesign  over 7 years ago

    I like that people find it weird that a pig could be eating cow or other pigs, but not that an ape could be eating pig. Chickens eat other chickens, lobsters eat other lobsters…maybe it’s time to try human…the only true ‘free range’ and ‘humane’ meat….

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    F-Flash  over 7 years ago

    Jef only spells his name with one one “F” indicating incompleteness. He probably rides a unicycle if truth be known. The 14 almonds is a cry for help, because we all know that it takes two 7’s to make fourteen, “7” being symbol for wholeness, which Jef ……………………………….. is not.

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    mnn2300  over 7 years ago

    Well, its one reason why cyclists have no friends, there are more reasons

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    TRiche  over 7 years ago

    Annnndd time for Stephan to wait for angry complaint emails from cyclist readers…

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    57BelAir  over 7 years ago

    Looks like he’s only cooking little sausages, probably Frankfurters, Hot Dogs, Tube Steaks, Wieners, whatever you prefer.

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member over 7 years ago

    When I was riding my 18-speed regularly, I ate anything I wanted, probably 5000 cals per day.

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    coreman  over 7 years ago

    the ribs are cabrito (goat)

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    I never learned how to ride a bike (SHOCK HORROR)

    xxx

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    hariseldon59  over 7 years ago

    This strip could just as easily apply to runners or any other fitness fanatics. I don’t understand why Pastis always picks on cyclists.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    After I’ve cycled for an hour, I stop for a burger or a slice of pizza. It’s a myth that you can lose weight by cycling.

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    stephenrust  over 7 years ago

    Haven’t seen zebra in a while. I miss him.

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    Tim Flaming Premium Member over 7 years ago

    We learned today that Jef must be from the UK. An American would spell it glycemic not glycaemic. Both are acceptable but the Brits like to throw in those extra vowels.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Hey, Jef the Cyclist? Eat your own nuts!

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    ND Cool Z  about 6 years ago

    Poor lonely cyclists…. They deserve it.

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