Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2018

Sounds fine to me.

Tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

Shoooooot, how do I get that job??

Was GC down all morning or something? 1st strip with comments that I’ve seen…

What is pig’s job anyway? Has it ever come up in previous strip?

What is pig’s job anyway? Has it ever come up in previous strip?

Not sure what Pig’s current job is, but maybe all he does there is eat bonbons while sitting in an office chair.

Does Pig get overtime if stays in bed for more than 8 hours?

Most pigs only have the job of getting fattened up – Pig is doing a good job.

No, Its, “There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot!” Pig nails the idiot part daily!

Like the Frank & Ernest strip today. Pig is an Elvis Impersonator — well, just the overeating part.

I would hate to work from home and not see a single soul all day.

I’d much rather go out to work which I do anyway. So no problems there.

xxx

Now all Pig needs is a copy of True Confessions , and it’ll be the perfect work day!

It’s hard to fire up the laptop early in the morning. Then, when my wife comes down, she doesn’t understand that I’m in my office, not her dining room.

The thought of doing anything, apart from sleeping, “in bed” just creeps me out. Let me die in the saddle with my boots on, I say.

It’s an historic day! Cartoon-Boy has thrown Pig a line in Panel 3 that is smart and perfect. —Yes it’s a fine line!

I’m not allowed to eat in bed. But what’s a bonbon? There are no bonbons in my country.

This was pretty much me in 2020. Polo shirt and sweat pants. TV on but muted during meetings, lots of cooking, lots of junk food.