Unfortunately for pig, a marathon is not just 26 miles. Since 1908, the Olympic marathon [and nearly every other foot race in the world that is marketed as “a marathon”] is defined as 26 miles, 385 yards. And that is 138,435 feet. So pig’s total of 138, 335 is exactly 100 feet short of a marathon. Maybe he forgot to tell goat about that colonoscopy prep day. For the history of the marathon distance see https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/21/sports/the-marathons-accidental-route-to-26-miles-385-yards.html
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
Pig has set the record for slowest marathon run in history.
alaskajohn1 almost 6 years ago
I know a good urologist he could see.
Adiraiju almost 6 years ago
10 times a day means you… may want to get something examined.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Pig hits the wall after the 7th trip to the bathroom.
Rod Gonzalez almost 6 years ago
Get Fuzzy Version:
Satchel Pooch: Every time I go to the bathroom alone, I walk 37 feet. And I go to the bathroom 10 times a day.
Rob Wilco: So?
Satchel: So over the course of a year that’s 138,335 feet, which works out to over 26 miles.
Rob: Why are you telling me all this?
Satchel: Because I’ve completed my first marathon!
Rob: I don’t think that counts.
Satchel: It just takes discipline.
PICTO almost 6 years ago
Pig has only been going to the bathroom for the last year? What about all the years prior to that?
sirbadger almost 6 years ago
If pig had a speedy roommate, he would never get to the bathroom first.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 6 years ago
What are their cups resting on in panel 4?
ozed almost 6 years ago
Did the math. He pulls up about 100 feet short. Heartbreaking.
Troglodyte almost 6 years ago
Pig, that’s a $hitty calculation.
Breadboard almost 6 years ago
Well folks come back this time next year to watch Pig finish his first marathon….
dwane.scoty1 almost 6 years ago
Excellent exercise program, Pig!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Persistence and achievable goals. Pig is a genius!
Fred almost 6 years ago
discipline…. it’s a force to contend with
tripwire45 almost 6 years ago
…and a full bladder.
well-i-never almost 6 years ago
Someone thought of this one while sitting on the toilet.
8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83 almost 6 years ago
Pastis-king of the couch potatoes. Is he counting using the toilet as squats?;)
uniquename almost 6 years ago
If discipline = beer, then Pig’s got it right.
GeifuKe almost 6 years ago
I walk more miles than Pig when I go to the can.
jonesbeltone almost 6 years ago
Hydration is good.
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
That’s a lotta cable.
garcoa almost 6 years ago
He didn’t say what he was doing in the bathroom – maybe combing his hair?
Wichita1.0 almost 6 years ago
And a tiny bladder.
VICTOR PROULX almost 6 years ago
Pig has one big house
Rev Phnk Ey almost 6 years ago
And hordes of adoring fans lining the route to his bathroom, handing out toilet paper in support.
hjsd76 almost 6 years ago
Unfortunately for pig, a marathon is not just 26 miles. Since 1908, the Olympic marathon [and nearly every other foot race in the world that is marketed as “a marathon”] is defined as 26 miles, 385 yards. And that is 138,435 feet. So pig’s total of 138, 335 is exactly 100 feet short of a marathon. Maybe he forgot to tell goat about that colonoscopy prep day. For the history of the marathon distance see https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/21/sports/the-marathons-accidental-route-to-26-miles-385-yards.html
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I wonder how many steps from my recliner to the fridge?
asmbeers almost 6 years ago
Pig bladders, an apt amount of goes.
Al Nala almost 6 years ago
When you’re outside, it’s much further to your bathroom…
Herb L 1954 almost 6 years ago
Get Rat to check your Prostate,Pig ;)
jless almost 6 years ago
Isn’t Pig supposed to be dumb? How can he do math? This comic is so fake.
tkpedersen42 almost 6 years ago
Actually…that would be over 70 miles in a year…
Bobbo76 almost 6 years ago
Throw in all the trips to the fridge and the number of marathons really add up!
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
And, over the course of a year, Pig has cleaned and jerked over 300 pounds of cans of beer!
Seed_drill almost 6 years ago
Brings to mind Monty Python and the Marathon for Incontinents.
rosh almost 6 years ago
hahaha dream on pig
gerlach5 almost 6 years ago
10 times a day is disturbing enough… and you walk 37.9 feet? You either have a huge home or you go by way of Cuba to the bathroom
julie.mason1 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Better to spend our tax dollars studying pig piss than an on weapons to kill Yemani children.
oakie817 almost 6 years ago
works for me
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Oh? But look at your time, Pig! Definitely not even in the top 5000 marathoners….