Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 07, 2012
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Phoebe: The northwestern white-butted unicorn, caliestis naribus. A rare find. Note the smugness of her expression, the superior air of her body lanuage, the way even the curse of her tail suggests a smirk. Let's observe her. Marigold: Since when do YOU know Latin? Phoebe: I don't have to know anything. I have a phone.
The equine nostril is indeed a heavenly feature. It can change its shape and diameter to suit its function and as an expression of emotions. Human nostrils have nowhere near as much flexability.