Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 07, 2012
December 06, 2012
December 08, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: Faster! Faster! Phoebe: It gets dark like an hour after school ends, this time of year! We have to SEIZE THE DAYLIGHT! Marigold: Try to seize my mane a bit less tightly. Phoebe: Falling off you isn't part of my day-seizing plan.
Don’t worry about the dark Phoebe! I ride by moonlight a lot. It can be quite beautifull , especially after a new snowfall. The snow wll amplify any available light. Horses and I’m sure unicorns, have excellant night vision, and can see quite well wtih just starlight, and moonlight is as good as full daylight for an equine. Didn’t Marigold say she glows in the dark?Once you learn how to balance properly you can ride hands free. Hanging on to the mane does not cause an equine any discomfort, she’s just teasing you Phoebe. You can scratch and knead the skin at the root of the mane, most equines find that very pleasurable.
But what horse could ever out run a unicorn? I’m sure if Marigold can go as fast as she says it’ll be rather difficult to balance. I bet they could even outrun the darkens and cross time zones. I think this is more an expression of wanting to do the most before bedtime however.Also I was thinking of H evenly Nostrils movie parody ideas. Casting the cast in other popular movie rolls and it’s not working out. the strip has no central great evil. Dakota is not a villain. She’s a pain but she’s not evil. I think thats a good thing.in other thoughts I also been running ideas for voice casting I have more “wrong choice” ideas then good ones.
“There’s something stuck up in the chimneyand I don’t know what it isBut it’s been there all year longI’ll be waiting up for Santa like I did last yearBut my brother says he’s already here. And he’s stuck up in the chimneyand he doesn’t say a wordAnd he’ll be there every Christmas”— From The Chimney Songfinis
true but I refer to it’s physical strength how much force it can stand before the unicorn feels pain and detachment happens. Some animals you grab the tail and you can hold them and they won’t mind others the tail feels pain real fast, like cats under rocking chairs. other tails snap off and grow back.
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
Well we could get a bridle…
Corey Cohen almost 12 years ago
Dang standard time…
tirnaaisling almost 12 years ago
It’s time for unicorn time!
AlexLion almost 12 years ago
This won’t end well. Usually, it end like ‘Do you know how fast you were going??’
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
Don’t worry about the dark Phoebe! I ride by moonlight a lot. It can be quite beautifull , especially after a new snowfall. The snow wll amplify any available light. Horses and I’m sure unicorns, have excellant night vision, and can see quite well wtih just starlight, and moonlight is as good as full daylight for an equine. Didn’t Marigold say she glows in the dark?Once you learn how to balance properly you can ride hands free. Hanging on to the mane does not cause an equine any discomfort, she’s just teasing you Phoebe. You can scratch and knead the skin at the root of the mane, most equines find that very pleasurable.
rocketscientist almost 12 years ago
“Carpe diem lux” or something like that…
Stellagal almost 12 years ago
Is Phoebe afraid of the dark? I’m sure Marigold can provide ample of magic produced light, kind of like a unicorn night-light.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
putting a bridle on a Unicorn would be like putting twinkle lights on the Taj Mahall..
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It is now Phoebe.
T_Lexi almost 12 years ago
I don’t think Marigold can allow Phoebe to fall off – it would adversely affect Marigold’s “coolness quotient.”
kaykeyser almost 12 years ago
But what horse could ever out run a unicorn? I’m sure if Marigold can go as fast as she says it’ll be rather difficult to balance. I bet they could even outrun the darkens and cross time zones. I think this is more an expression of wanting to do the most before bedtime however.Also I was thinking of H evenly Nostrils movie parody ideas. Casting the cast in other popular movie rolls and it’s not working out. the strip has no central great evil. Dakota is not a villain. She’s a pain but she’s not evil. I think thats a good thing.in other thoughts I also been running ideas for voice casting I have more “wrong choice” ideas then good ones.
runar almost 12 years ago
Verse Four:
“There’s something stuck up in the chimneyand I don’t know what it isBut it’s been there all year longI’ll be waiting up for Santa like I did last yearBut my brother says he’s already here. And he’s stuck up in the chimneyand he doesn’t say a wordAnd he’ll be there every Christmas”— From The Chimney Songfiniskaykeyser almost 12 years ago
true but I refer to it’s physical strength how much force it can stand before the unicorn feels pain and detachment happens. Some animals you grab the tail and you can hold them and they won’t mind others the tail feels pain real fast, like cats under rocking chairs. other tails snap off and grow back.
DronewolfSupercopter over 11 years ago
Why would Pheobe let go of Marigold’s mane? If she can gallop fast, I wanna try it out for myself!
DronewolfSupercopter over 11 years ago
“Try to seize my mane a bit less tightly.” Yeah, I’m not gonna let go of her mane if she’s gonna gallop.