Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 21, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: How can you have a crush on somebody you've never seen? Marigold: In some ways it is easier. The only thing more beautiful than a unicorn is the idea of a unicorn. Phoebe: Maybe you should wear a bag on your head! Marigold: Maybe you should wear a bag on YOUR head.
If nobody has ever seen Lord Splendid Humility, how do they know he’s a unicorn? He might turn out to really be an “odd little primate”