Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 21, 2013
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Transcript:
Phoebe: How can you have a crush on somebody you've never seen? Marigold: In some ways it is easier. The only thing more beautiful than a unicorn is the idea of a unicorn. Phoebe: Maybe you should wear a bag on your head! Marigold: Maybe you should wear a bag on YOUR head.
luducks almost 12 years ago
Maybe Marigold should wear a bag on her /tail/. Oooh, with eye holes cut out of it.
kaykeyser almost 12 years ago
One time I bagged a unicorn I bagged her to give me a ride to the park. ( or ) One morning I saw a Unicorn in my pajamas. How she got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
What happens when the reality falls short of the ideal? That can’t happen, because unicorns are perfect, which is how Marigold got her valentines mixed up.
Peachguy82 almost 12 years ago
Half the people I know should wear a bag on their head.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Oh boy.
Stephen Gilberg almost 12 years ago
I’ve never had a crush on a real person. Emotionally, my standards are too high.
Mythfan Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If nobody has ever seen Lord Splendid Humility, how do they know he’s a unicorn? He might turn out to really be an “odd little primate”
fresco b milne almost 12 years ago
this storyline is confusing
CrypticWizard almost 12 years ago
So will we ever actually see Lord Splendid Humility?
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 7 months ago
So she’s never seen this Lord whatshisname??? Boy, is she gonna be dissapointed if he turns out to be a fat old stallion with less than perfect “withers”.