Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 06, 2013

  1. Phoebe
    kaykeyser  over 11 years ago

    Well this can’t end well. Unless it ends with Dakota laid up along side you both sick with hot water bottles on your heads while she said “This is an other fine mess you got me in to.” Buy, yah I can just see any thing form Pheebs passing out on stage, sneezing threw a line to getting the entire cast sick. or maybe she just eats the lolly pop and looses it soon after? Or she could just fail at faking healthy.

    or be so good at faking healthy that when she wants to fake sick she can’t.

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    Q4horse  over 11 years ago

    You cannot fake out your Mom. They have a sixth sense about such things. She feels your forehead and you are busted.

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    rpmurray  over 11 years ago

    I don’t think Dakota would have any trouble thinking she was a bug, acting or no acting.

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    skydancer11  over 11 years ago

    Why do I have the feeling this is not going to end well?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago

    She bugs Dakota…

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    ewalnut  over 11 years ago

    If she throws up onstage, Dakota will never let her hear the end of it.

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    luducks  over 11 years ago

    No lack of confidence or fear of failure here!

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    Simon_Jester  over 11 years ago

    “Now THERE’S something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.”

    “What’s that, Edgar?”

    “A little kid, trying to fake that she ISN’T sick, so she CAN go to school.”

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    StrangerCoug  over 11 years ago

    For some reason, I always thought both Phoebe and Millie looked better with bedheads.

    @Simon_JesterThat’s a very good joke. It made me laugh a little.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Good luck Phoebe.

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  11. Phoebe
    kaykeyser  over 11 years ago

    How does THAT help any one?

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    bopard  over 11 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb,she also had the flu.So when she came to school one day,the others got it too.

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    curmudgeon68  over 11 years ago

    ?????

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    luducks  over 11 years ago

    Yes, this will definitely help Phoebe play as a ladybug in her school play while sick.

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    limedog  over 11 years ago

    I think it’s spelled “capice”, actually.

    I’ve never, in any of my years going to school, ever had to fake being HEALTHY so I COULD go to school. I was usually just healthy to begin with, and when I did get sick, it was with a vengeance and there was no WAY I’d be able to go to school while sick.

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    Iron Ed  over 11 years ago

    Y’all are bein’ a pain over nothing. I thought Mynx’s idea was funny, once I fully understood it! :-)

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    kaykeyser  over 11 years ago

    I did not think lolly pops or ping pong balls dipped in all those confusing words would do any thing let alone prevent earth quakes. But then I’m more a visual learner so I need a video or some thing but if I ever move to Cali, I’ll have to line my foundation with M&Ms and tie my walls up with liquorish.

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