Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 13, 2013
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Transcript:
Phoebe: I'm ind of dreading going back to school. I just know Dakota's gonna be all... GLOATY about getting my part in the play. I hafta be prepared. D'you think it'd be a good comeback to call her "Da-GLOAT-a?" Marigold: ...no. Phoebe: I've had "Da-COOTIES" in the quiver for a while, but the time's never right.
The best insult she could give Dakota would be a heartwarming compliment. It is best to return hate with kindness. Insults just escalate.