Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 02, 2013
Transcript:
Marigold: I have successfully enchanted your "Pastel Unicorns" post office playset! The line moves in an orderly fashion, and the connveyor belt takes the little packages into the back room. I have won the game! Phoebe: I have enchanted toys now! Marigold: We both win! Phoebe: BEST outcome.
Post office? That is so 19th century. Nobody uses them anymore. You text or you Fedex instead. The old Post offices never worked that well and you always spent hours standing in line.