Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 24, 2013

Wow kid, say Please…Also Pheebs is this how you’ll make all your friends by either you or them hitting one or the other in the head with stuff? Well better grant her a wish or make a 3 point shot.

Thieves get what they deserve. That cute little girl was innocently playing with her ball and Phoebe stole it. Reminds me of my childhood when the bigger, older kids make free use of my toys. Shame! Phoebe, shame on you!!

Yeah, she didn’t try at all to figure out where the ball came from. Now she’s gonna pay.

I love this one… it’s very classic Peanuts-inspired. :)

While she doesn’t say “the precious”, all is safe.

I smell a week-long plotline.

Phoebe should then say, “Prove it.”

You know when I 1st saw it, I thought it was a message from the unicorns again.

No good can come from this.

It’s that little girl again! The one who took her shoes off last week. She really needs to make friends with Phoebe.

PHE was singing Low Rider and the 1st grader threw her off the beat. .There aren’t many songs where percussion is more important than melody line.

Gasp! Thief! Clearly she must be immediately expelled and her parents threatened with criminal sanctions. /zerotolerance

Funny, but I interpreted this differently. The little girl watches the bigger one enjoying the ball and jealously screams that the ball is hers. I wonder why the ball came gliding toward the big girl. She wasn’t throwing TO anyone cuz they were not there. Perhaps she threw it away out of boredom.

Kinda sorta reminds of me of how Ozy and Millie met:

http://ozyandmillie.org/1998/04/30/ozy-and-millie-3/

http://ozyandmillie.org/1998/05/01/ozy-and-millie-80/

Heh, I like this little kid.

That is the way it goes.No one wants it till you start having fun with it.

As above, I smell a plot line, not sure I will like it. But I could be imagining things. I often do.

She was hit in the head and picked up the fumble. Sounds like a typical football concussion.

Irresponsible use and lack of control of a dangerous weapon, this is clearly a case of reckless endangerment. I hereby find in favor of the defendant and confiscate the ball and in lieu of compensation for injuries received transfer the property rights of said ball over to Phoebe. Furthermore the annoying little girl is to be taken from the court to a place of detention and thereby given 500 lines a day for 3 years, sentence to be carried out forthwith :-)

YOU CANT CLAIM A SCHOOL BALL FOR YOUR SELF

Then why did you throw it at her?